REQUEST: A website host $5.00 first month

Im needing a website host, i don't care what the domain is, just create like a folder in you host where you can put my IPB forum, then just register a new host at www.dyndns.com as i will tell you what it has to be...

I will give $4.99 the first month... All i need is a host, don't care about the domain.... it can be anything , like www.yourdomain.com/myipbforumhere/

If you are intressed please give me a PM or reply.


EDIT: As many of you saying that you already host a website, that is no problem. That is what i mean, just create a new folder like "pb" and i wil have to go to domain.com/pb instead, that is no problem!