Thread: Fun item contest!

Hey all I wanted to starts a thread to try and make the most outlandish fun item you can. This could be anything from a deck of cards? An orb called Ifrit that summons fire? or anything else that is funny or otherwise fun to have. I wanted to try and come up with some fun items other then the normal junk people put out there i will be posting mine as well. here are the rules.

No GM gear (outlandish stats that would never be given to normal player)
Item must work.
Must submit Sql file and state what type of sql it is (arc, Mangos, Ascent)
Must not contain stats that will crash server.
Wow-v items that are your own will be accepted.

Hey, I made item for your contest this is Arcemu:

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INSERT INTO items (entry, class, subclass, field4, name1, name2, name3, name4, displayid, quality, flags, buyprice, sellprice, inventorytype, allowableclass, allowablerace, itemlevel, requiredlevel, RequiredSkill, RequiredSkillRank, RequiredSkillSubRank, RequiredPlayerRank1, RequiredPlayerRank2, RequiredFaction, RequiredFactionStanding, `Unique`, maxcount, ContainerSlots, stat_type1, stat_value1, stat_type2, stat_value2, stat_type3, stat_value3, stat_type4, stat_value4, stat_type5, stat_value5, stat_type6, stat_value6, stat_type7, stat_value7, stat_type8, stat_value8, stat_type9, stat_value9, stat_type10, stat_value10, dmg_min1, dmg_max1, dmg_type1, dmg_min2, dmg_max2, dmg_type2, dmg_min3, dmg_max3, dmg_type3, dmg_min4, dmg_max4, dmg_type4, dmg_min5, dmg_max5, dmg_type5, armor, holy_res, fire_res, nature_res, frost_res, shadow_res, arcane_res, delay, ammo_type, `range`, spellid_1, spelltrigger_1, spellcharges_1, spellcooldown_1, spellcategory_1, spellcategorycooldown_1, spellid_2, spelltrigger_2, spellcharges_2, spellcooldown_2, spellcategory_2, spellcategorycooldown_2, spellid_3, spelltrigger_3, spellcharges_3, spellcooldown_3, spellcategory_3, spellcategorycooldown_3, spellid_4, spelltrigger_4, spellcharges_4, spellcooldown_4, spellcategory_4, spellcategorycooldown_4, spellid_5, spelltrigger_5, spellcharges_5, spellcooldown_5, spellcategory_5, spellcategorycooldown_5, bonding, description, page_id, page_language, page_material, quest_id, lock_id, lock_material, sheathID, randomprop, unk203_1, block, itemset, MaxDurability, ZoneNameID, mapid, bagfamily, TotemCategory, socket_color_1, unk201_3, socket_color_2, unk201_5, socket_color_3, unk201_7, socket_bonus, GemProperties, ReqDisenchantSkill, unk2)
VALUES (101101, 2, 8, -1, "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", 36729, 4, 0, 635, 363, 17, -1, -1, 10, 70, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 3, 38, 4, 41, 7, 42, 28, 40, 31, 32, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 388, 494, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3200, 0, 0, 49007, 0, 0, 0, 1141, 0, 7600, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 37695, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 15820, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, "I wonder if he ever used it...", 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 310, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0);

Ascent:

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INSERT INTO items (entry, class, subclass, field4, name1, name2, name3, name4, displayid, quality, flags, buyprice, sellprice, inventorytype, allowableclass, allowablerace, itemlevel, requiredlevel, RequiredSkill, RequiredSkillRank, RequiredSkillSubRank, RequiredPlayerRank1, RequiredPlayerRank2, RequiredFaction, RequiredFactionStanding, `Unique`, maxcount, ContainerSlots, stat_type1, stat_value1, stat_type2, stat_value2, stat_type3, stat_value3, stat_type4, stat_value4, stat_type5, stat_value5, stat_type6, stat_value6, stat_type7, stat_value7, stat_type8, stat_value8, stat_type9, stat_value9, stat_type10, stat_value10, dmg_min1, dmg_max1, dmg_type1, dmg_min2, dmg_max2, dmg_type2, dmg_min3, dmg_max3, dmg_type3, dmg_min4, dmg_max4, dmg_type4, dmg_min5, dmg_max5, dmg_type5, armor, holy_res, fire_res, nature_res, frost_res, shadow_res, arcane_res, delay, ammo_type, `range`, spellid_1, spelltrigger_1, spellcharges_1, spellcooldown_1, spellcategory_1, spellcategorycooldown_1, spellid_2, spelltrigger_2, spellcharges_2, spellcooldown_2, spellcategory_2, spellcategorycooldown_2, spellid_3, spelltrigger_3, spellcharges_3, spellcooldown_3, spellcategory_3, spellcategorycooldown_3, spellid_4, spelltrigger_4, spellcharges_4, spellcooldown_4, spellcategory_4, spellcategorycooldown_4, spellid_5, spelltrigger_5, spellcharges_5, spellcooldown_5, spellcategory_5, spellcategorycooldown_5, bonding, description, page_id, page_language, page_material, quest_id, lock_id, lock_material, sheathID, randomprop, unk203_1, block, itemset, MaxDurability, ZoneNameID, mapid, bagfamily, TotemCategory, socket_color_1, unk201_3, socket_color_2, unk201_5, socket_color_3, unk201_7, socket_bonus, GemProperties, ReqDisenchantSkill, unk2)
VALUES (101101, 2, 8, -1, "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", 36729, 4, 0, 635, 363, 17, -1, -1, 10, 70, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 3, 38, 4, 41, 7, 42, 28, 40, 31, 32, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 388, 494, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3200, 0, 0, 49007, 0, 0, 0, 1141, 0, 7600, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 37695, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 15820, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, "I wonder if he ever used it...", 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 310, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0);

Aspire:

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INSERT INTO items (entry, class, subclass, field4, name1, name2, name3, name4, displayid, quality, flags, buyprice, sellprice, inventorytype, allowableclass, allowablerace, itemlevel, requiredlevel, RequiredSkill, RequiredSkillRank, RequiredSkillSubRank, RequiredPlayerRank1, RequiredPlayerRank2, RequiredFaction, RequiredFactionStanding, `Unique`, maxcount, ContainerSlots, stat_type1, stat_value1, stat_type2, stat_value2, stat_type3, stat_value3, stat_type4, stat_value4, stat_type5, stat_value5, stat_type6, stat_value6, stat_type7, stat_value7, stat_type8, stat_value8, stat_type9, stat_value9, stat_type10, stat_value10, dmg_min1, dmg_max1, dmg_type1, dmg_min2, dmg_max2, dmg_type2, dmg_min3, dmg_max3, dmg_type3, dmg_min4, dmg_max4, dmg_type4, dmg_min5, dmg_max5, dmg_type5, armor, holy_res, fire_res, nature_res, frost_res, shadow_res, arcane_res, delay, ammo_type, `range`, spellid_1, spelltrigger_1, spellcharges_1, spellcooldown_1, spellcategory_1, spellcategorycooldown_1, spellid_2, spelltrigger_2, spellcharges_2, spellcooldown_2, spellcategory_2, spellcategorycooldown_2, spellid_3, spelltrigger_3, spellcharges_3, spellcooldown_3, spellcategory_3, spellcategorycooldown_3, spellid_4, spelltrigger_4, spellcharges_4, spellcooldown_4, spellcategory_4, spellcategorycooldown_4, spellid_5, spelltrigger_5, spellcharges_5, spellcooldown_5, spellcategory_5, spellcategorycooldown_5, bonding, description, page_id, page_language, page_material, quest_id, lock_id, lock_material, sheathID, randomprop, RandomSuffixId, block, itemset, MaxDurability, ZoneNameID, mapid, bagfamily, TotemCategory, socket_color_1, unk201_3, socket_color_2, unk201_5, socket_color_3, unk201_7, socket_bonus, GemProperties, ReqDisenchantSkill)
VALUES (101101, 2, 8, -1, "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", 36729, 4, 0, 635, 363, 17, -1, -1, 10, 70, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 3, 38, 4, 41, 7, 42, 28, 40, 31, 32, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 388, 494, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3200, 0, 0, 49007, 0, 0, 0, 1141, 0, 7600, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 37695, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 15820, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, "I wonder if he ever used it...", 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 310, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0);

ManGOS:

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INSERT INTO item_template (entry, class, subclass, unk0, name, displayid, Quality, Flags, BuyCount, BuyPrice, SellPrice, InventoryType, AllowableClass, AllowableRace, ItemLevel, RequiredLevel, RequiredSkill, RequiredSkillRank, requiredspell, requiredhonorrank, RequiredCityRank, RequiredReputationFaction, RequiredReputationRank, maxcount, stackable, ContainerSlots, stat_type1, stat_value1, stat_type2, stat_value2, stat_type3, stat_value3, stat_type4, stat_value4, stat_type5, stat_value5, stat_type6, stat_value6, stat_type7, stat_value7, stat_type8, stat_value8, stat_type9, stat_value9, stat_type10, stat_value10, dmg_min1, dmg_max1, dmg_type1, dmg_min2, dmg_max2, dmg_type2, dmg_min3, dmg_max3, dmg_type3, dmg_min4, dmg_max4, dmg_type4, dmg_min5, dmg_max5, dmg_type5, armor, holy_res, fire_res, nature_res, frost_res, shadow_res, arcane_res, delay, ammo_type, RangedModRange, spellid_1, spelltrigger_1, spellcharges_1, spellcooldown_1, spellcategory_1, spellcategorycooldown_1, spellid_2, spelltrigger_2, spellcharges_2, spellcooldown_2, spellcategory_2, spellcategorycooldown_2, spellid_3, spelltrigger_3, spellcharges_3, spellcooldown_3, spellcategory_3, spellcategorycooldown_3, spellid_4, spelltrigger_4, spellcharges_4, spellcooldown_4, spellcategory_4, spellcategorycooldown_4, spellid_5, spelltrigger_5, spellcharges_5, spellcooldown_5, spellcategory_5, spellcategorycooldown_5, bonding, description, PageText, LanguageID, PageMaterial, startquest, lockid, Material, sheath, RandomProperty, RandomSuffix, block, itemset, MaxDurability, area, map, BagFamily, TotemCategory, socketColor_1, socketContent_1, socketColor_2, socketContent_2, socketColor_3, socketContent_3, socketBonus, GemProperties, RequiredDisenchantSkill, ArmorDamageModifier, ScriptName, DisenchantID)
VALUES (101101, 2, 8, -1, "Kil'Jaeden's Tooth Pick", 36729, 4, 0, 0, 635, 363, 17, -1, -1, 10, 70, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 3, 38, 4, 41, 7, 42, 28, 40, 31, 32, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 388, 494, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 3200, 0, 0, 49007, 0, 0, 0, 1141, 0, 7600, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 37695, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 15820, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, "I wonder if he ever used it...", 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 0, 310, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 'internalitemhanler', 0);

Hope you like my item
Bye